What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.