What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.