How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.