What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four