What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house