What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.