Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Because she's a cover thief.

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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

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When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho