Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho