How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.