Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.