Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.