Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.