What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze