What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.