What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze