Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Through the Hodor!

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"