How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.