Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"