Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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a PDFile

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A pocket watch.

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What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"