Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.