What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !