Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.