Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift