What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

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What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'