What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.