What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.