National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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A deport-a-potty.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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Stop fallowing me!

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.