Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!