What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.