What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.