What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Wish Foundation Jokes More Wish Foundation Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.