What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.