What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors