What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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This guy!

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Oinkment!

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With oinkment.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.