What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".