What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.