How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning