What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.