What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !