What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Fo' drizzle. :)

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Because of its bark

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.