Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.