Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick