How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"