Cowboy Jokes

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What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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The Dallas Cowboys

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"