What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"