What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.