Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
He was looking for pooh.
The look on their face while being nailed.
Their bills are over dew
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Sharts.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
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Not everyone gets them
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you