What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.