What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.