What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Tom Cruise Jokes More Tom Cruise Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.