What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible