What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.