What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.