What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.