What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

30 Second Ride Jokes More 30 Second Ride Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"