What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.