What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.