Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!