Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Four drinks.

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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The execution

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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They lock their doors and windows.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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Sister-Matic

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)