Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing