Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.