Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?