It can't buy you money.
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The border.
You can't buy happiness!
Auschwitz
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Civic doody.
A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light
I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.
an elephant with diarrhea
One had to P.
A tiger has the mane part missing !
He goes back 4 seconds.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
They love to pump kin.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.