Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Et Jokes More Et Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.