Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code