What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.