What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.