How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.