How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.