How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt