What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.