What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."