How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "