What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!