What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.